"Joe Rogan is such a dude!" - Nathan Leone, Madina Lake
“I’m very witty when I’m drunk…you’ll hear some quips later.” – Chris Jay, Army Of Freshmen
“You’re very good at this (interviewing), you start me off and let me talk myself into a PR disaster.” – Russell Kane
“People think that after my breakfast show I do something cool, but I just go home and watch science-fiction films” – Alex Zane
“Oh my god… I think Tara’s rimming Rupert (Everett)!” – Alan Carr
"The Luke Wilson/Owen Wilson question is no small potatoes, it is a very important question!" – Tommy Gleeson, Slaves To Gravity
"Write whatever you like about me, just make it up, everyboby else does!" - Russell Brand
“I took my three year old son to see Taking Back Sunday in America, the band goes out on stage and he’s got his ear defenders on and he sees all these hands and people cheering, he’s on my shoulders and he puts his hands up and I hear him go ‘Fuck yeah!’ I was like ‘You can’t say that, where did you learn that?’ He didn’t learn it from me!” – Gareth Davies, Funeral For A Friend
“It really bothers me that scene sluts exist and that they try and sleep with bands every night, they are really perpetuating that horrible stereotype and kicking feminism right in the ovaries.” – Rody Walker, Protest The Hero
“When I get back from a tour the first thing I do is put all my dirty clothes into the washing machine, it sounds stupid because it’s not very rock ‘n’ roll but that’s what I do.I like to watch the machine…you should try it one day!” – Timo Kotipelto
“One of my friends went to a kindergarten class to do a report and she asked these five year old kids what they want to be when they grow up, not one kid said a teacher or scientist, there was nothing like that.Each and every one of them either said famous or an actress or an actor, one little girl said she wanted to be an heiress…an Heiress! So you can see the effect of the media and the over saturation of information that’s available.” - William Beckett – The Academy Is…
“I think politics are a bit of a pointless game really.” – Trevor Lock